Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Modern Day Cricket Definitions.....



Reauctionary

A person who gets violent if past Indian greats are not signed up by the IPL (a Bengal phenomenon!)

Jan 19, 2011

A bids-and-pieces player

An otherwise mediocre cricketer who manages to put in a timely performance before the IPL auction, thereby getting a good price

Jan 17, 2011

Marquee player

What Bhajji will now call Symonds, and no one can do a thing about it

Jan 13, 2011

Priority

Recent importance given by England to their wicketkeepers

Jan 7, 2011

Durban legend

Something unbelievable that happens at Kingsmead. Like Nehra's 6 for 23 and Yuvraj's six sixes

Jan 1, 2011

Cotton bowled

A very soft return catch

Dec 26, 2010

Dark side of the Morne

Morkel's less friendly avatar, obsessed with money and time

Dec 20, 2010

Seh-wags

Viru's female fan following

Dec 14, 2010

Pontingfication

When Ricky speaks but no one really cares

Dec 8, 2010


Pom Pom

Two English cheerleaders standing side-by-side

Nov 14, 2010

Dental disintegration

Before the mean old Aussies started throwing words around, the West Indians had their own way of dealing with the opposition

Nov 8, 2010

Fishing nets

When a batsman keeps missing the ball outside off during practice

Nov 2, 2010

Drawt

Sudden scarcity of non-results in Test matches due to the fast-paced game of today, which upsets ol' MCC members

Oct 27, 2010

Gniws

You know, reverse swing

Oct 21, 2010

Commentary box

When Shastri and Sidhu get into a fistfight

Oct 15, 2010

Seemer

Bowler who appears to be a quickie. But you actually never know

Oct 9, 2010

Captain's knock

When the skipper has to enter the opposition dressing room to apologise for the tomfoolery of his young bowlers

Oct 2, 2010





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