Causes and Cures !

Suggested Solutions to Every - Day Problems faced by Alcohol Lovers....................

1. Symptom: Cold & humid feet.

Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (and you are pouring the
drink on your feet).

Cure: Manoeuvre glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.


Cause: You're lying on the floor facing upwards.


Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.


Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.


Cure: Quickly refill with your favourite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.


Cause: You're being dragged away.


Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.


Cause: You have your glass against your ear.


Cure: Slowly lift the glass and place it on the table.

6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
the music is very repetitive.


Cause: You're in an ambulance.


Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

7. Symptom: Your family is giving you seriously funny looks.


Cause: You're in the wrong house with the wrong family.


Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.