Friday, May 21, 2010

MyReview : Kites

A hint of moustache, facial hair, a few pimple thrown in, puffed -up face hinting she is close to 35, if not 40 - that's this Spanish "beauty"  Barbara Mori you have to be ready to suffer for over 2 hours....if this is not enough, just feast on the mediocre acting, senseless plot, lame music while you "enjoy" the experience of the latest Rakesh Roshan blockbuster...the old man was smart enough not to direct this..... it seems the US Police is as dumb as ours, it is perfectly easy to shoot people in US and get away with it.... hitting and physically pushing women ( fiancee at that) it what rich Indians are taught to do, the Indians in US are so powerful that they can go to a Railway Station and shoot dead the Station Master just because he is not giving a required cue....

The so-call stunt scenes make you yawn as you see badly mounted chases and the ad-nauseum numbers of cars turning turtle in slow-motion.....

Thirty or more years back, the Indian film viewers rejected the romance between Raj Kapoor and A Russian -speaking circus artist...... the 2010 version of  Hritik and the Spanish girl is no less insipid.....

Well, in any case Rakesh Roshan has made some very average films like Koi Mil Gaya, Krishh etc and clearly he is not in the league of earnest film makers who gave us Dil Chahta Hai, Rock On, Kartik, Love Aaj Kal,3 idiots, Chak De India to name a few..... but this one is poor even by his own standards....

They say Hritik is a great dancer and female fans swoon over his physique...may be that will bring in some crowd but as for me, THIS KITE AIN'T FLYIN"

RSK

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