Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Aging, Aging !



 A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there were good looking.

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

 

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and they even had an elevator.

 

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

 


 


 

 

 


Fire : Abu Dhabi

Cloud of smoke emerging from a warehouse that caught fire.....
view from Abu Dhabi Apartment ( 2008)...( shot from inside the room, shadow of curtains visible on the right side)

RSK 

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Floating Pyramid?

A view of the sea around Qantab Beach, Muscat, Oman ( Jan 2010).......

RSK

Friday, March 26, 2010

To All Those Who Love Dogs.....


 





 


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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Three Suns, shot by a fourth (Ravi, that is !)

View from my Abu Dhabi apartment ( 2007).....

RSK

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Indian Medallions...






Bharat Ratna Award

Bharat Ratna Award
(Reverse Side)
 
 

Padma Vibhushan Award:

Front Face of Padma Vibhushan Award Back Face of Padma Vibhushan Award

Padma Bhushan Award:

Front Face of Padma Bhushan Award Back Face of Padma Bhushan Award

Padma Shri Award:

Front Face of Padma Shree Award Back Face of Padma Shree Award




Monday, March 15, 2010

Food for Thought !



 

 

Food For Thought……

 

Over the weekend, I filled up my fuel tank, and I thought petrol has become really expensive after the recent price hike.

But then I compared it with other common liquids and did some quick calculations, and I felt a little better.


To know why, see the results below – you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are!


Diesel (regular) in Mumbai: Rs. 36.08 per litre


Petrol (regular unleaded) in Mumbai: Rs. 50.51 per litre


Coca Cola 330 ml can: Rs. 20 = Rs. 61 per litre


Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs. 20 = Rs. 200 per litre


Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs. 160 = Rs. 320 per litre


Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs. 165 = Rs. 413 per litre

Medicinal mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs. 45 = Rs. 450 per litre

Red Bull 150 ml can: Rs. 75 = Rs. 500 per litre


Corex cough syrup 100 ml Rs. 57 = Rs. 570 per litre


Evian water 500 ml Rs. 330 = Rs.. 660 per litre
Rs.. 660 for a litre of WATER???!!! And the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)


Kores white-out 15 ml Rs. 15 = Rs. 1000 per litre


Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 150 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1167 per litre


Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 = Rs.. 1750 per litre


Pure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 = Rs. 2720 per litre


And this is the REAL KICKER...


HP deskjet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs.1900 = Rs. 90476 per litre!!!

Now you know why computer printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink!

So, the next time you're at the pump, don't curse the Government alone – just be glad your Bike / car doesn't run on cough syrup, after shave, coffee, or God forbid, printer ink!

 


 


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Apple vs. Google




"We did not enter the search business. They entered the phone business," Jobs told Apple employees shortly after the public introduction of the iPad, according to a Google insider. "Make no mistake: Google wants to kill the iPhone. We won't let them."

Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Google's co-founders, have openly expressed admiration for Jobs. In a statement, Schmidt concurred. "I continue to believe, as many do, that Steve Jobs is the best CEO in the world today, and I admire Apple and Steve enormously," he wrote. But business is different.


The ads run by service provider Verizon for the Droid put the rivalry in perspective:


"Everything iDon't ... Droid Does."


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A fox, a Hound and other market tales


Originally posted in the Washington Post by Daniel GreenbergThese traditional Tales from The Market have been handed down and treasured for generations. Each story has outstanding analytics and has been rated AAA ("a super-good read") by Shotzy's Tale Rating Service..........One of the wise elders from the town of Greenwich tells this first tale, introducing us to the magic of The Market.

A fox and a hound waited in a copse outside of a farmer's henhouse.

"Ooh, I can hear those chickens clucking from here," said the hound. "Let's go in there and snatch them all!"

"Not so fast," said the fox. "If we take them all at once we can't ever return. But if we take just one, then perhaps the farmer won't notice and we can keep coming back night after night to get more."

"That's a good idea," said the hound.

The two entered and went to work quickly. The fox grabbed as many chickens as he could, emptying the henhouse.

"Hey," said the hound. "I thought you said we were going to take only one chicken."

"That is what I did," said the fox. "I limited myself to one chicken."

"Forgive me, my friend," said the hound, "but that is not accurate. I saw you take at least seven chickens."

"The one chicken was my limit," said the fox.

"And the other six?"

"Ah," said the fox with a smile. "The other six were the bonus I gave myself for staying within my limit. And a very nice bonus it was indeed."

The moral of this story? In The Market, a bonus doesn't count. That's why they call it a bonus.

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The mouse king needed a ride to the other side of the river, so he called on a large alligator for help.

"Can you take me to the other side of the river?" the king asked. "I will pay you $20 billion from my coffers."

"That's a lot of money, even if it is in mouse dollars," said the alligator. "I'll take your offer."

So they set out on the river, which was very shallow, allowing the alligator to crawl more than halfway across. Then they hit a deep spot and started to sink.

"Help!" cried the king. "I can't swim."

"Neither can I," said the alligator.

"But you're an alligator," said the king. "Surely all alligators can swim."

The alligator explained that he had once been able to swim. But the river was so shallow and so rich with fish to eat that he had grown plump and lost the skill.

"What do we do now?" cried the king.

At this point the subjects of the king who were watching from the river bank recognized what was happening. Many began paddling furiously to the sinking alligator. They used their little mouse legs to prop him up and propel him to the other side. Most did not survive the task.

When he was safe on the other side, the mouse king asked, "Why did you accept my offer if you couldn't swim?"

The alligator said, "I will be honest. I did it for the money. I figured we would somehow make it to the other side. And sure enough, we did make it. You see, I was right."

"But what about all of my subjects who drowned in the river?" asked the mouse king.

The alligator shrugged. "Hey, risk is a part of every transaction," he said.

With that, they went to dinner at the restaurant on the other side of the river and shared a very nice bottle of wine. And forgot about the whole thing.


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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I was NUTs !


Demographics of American Newspapers







1.    The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2.    The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3.    The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4.    USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5.    The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave  Southern California to do it.

6.    The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.

7.    The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8.    The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9.    The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country, or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

12. The Minneapolis Star Tribune is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something in which to wrap it.
 
 




Unbelievable painting





Crazy technique, amazing results !.......

RSK


Saturday, March 6, 2010

It's official: An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs






A panel of 41 scientists from across the world reviewed 20 years' worth of research to

try to confirm the cause of the so-called Cretaceous-Tertiary (KT) extinction,

which created a "hellish environment" around 65 million years ago and wiped out more

than half of all species on the planet.

Scientific opinion was split over whether the extinction was caused by an asteroid or

by volcanic activity in the Deccan Traps in what is now India, where there were

a series of super volcanic eruptions that lasted around 1.5 million years.

The new study, conducted by scientists from Europe, the United States, Mexico,

Canada and Japan and published in the journal Science, found that a

15-kilometre (9 miles) wide asteroid slamming into Earth at Chicxulub i

n what is now Mexico was the culprit.


"We now have great confidence that an asteroid was the cause of the

KT extinction. This triggered large-scale fires, earthquakes measuring more

than 10 on the Richter scale, and continental landslides,

which created tsunamis," said Joanna Morgan of Imperial College London,

a co-author of the review.


The asteroid is thought to have hit Earth with a force a billion times more powerful

than the atomic bomb at Hiroshima.Morgan said the

"final nail in the coffin for the dinosaurs" came when blasted material flew

into the atmosphere, shrouding the planet in darkness, causing a global

winter and "killing off many species that couldn't adapt to this hellish environment."


Scientists working on the study analysed the work of palaeontologists,

geochemists, climate modellers, geophysicists and sedimentologists

who have been collecting evidence about the KT extinction over the last 20 years.


Geological records show the event that triggered the dinosaurs'

demise rapidly destroyed marine and land ecosystems,

they said, and the asteroid hit "is the only plausible explanation for this".


Peter Schulte of the University of Erlangen in Germany,

a lead author on the study, said fossil records clearly

show a mass extinction about 65.5 million years ago --

a time now known as the K-Pg boundary.


Despite evidence of active volcanism in India, marine and land ecosystems only

showed minor changes in the 500,000 years before the K-Pg boundary,

suggesting the extinction did not come earlier and was not prompted by eruptions.


The Deccan volcano theory is also thrown into doubt by models of

atmospheric chemistry, the team said, which show the asteroid impact

would have released much larger amounts of sulphur, dust and soot in a

much shorter time than the volcanic eruptions could have, causing extreme darkening and cooling.


Gareth Collins, another co-author from Imperial College, said the asteroid impact

created a "hellish day" that signalled the end of the 160-million-year reign

of the dinosaurs, but also turned out to be a great day for mammals.


"The KT extinction was a pivotal moment in Earth's history, which

ultimately paved the way for humans to become the dominant

species on Earth," he wrote in a commentary on the study.

Qurm Beach, Muscat.....

 

 




Qurm Beach at Muscat on a cloudy evening.....

The picture quality is not so good as I used my Blackberry phone camera

RSK
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Friday, March 5, 2010

MyReview: Karthik Calling Karthik

A sincerely made film on a topic rather new to Hindi films ( schizophrenia) ......

Farhan initially made waves as a gifted film director when he directed Dil Chahta Hai, Lakshya ( Don was a sad exception) but I also played a sensitive lead role in ROCK ON...he carries on that good work in this film too ...... the setting, the dialogues are urban and keeping in with current times...Dipika carries on from where she left in Luv Aaj Kal as a modern Indian woman capable of looking after herself and carries herself with great ease....The music blends with the style of the film......

If for nothing else, it needs to be watched for the sincereity of the effort and the self-belief in the quality of the offering...... makers of MNIK could learn a few things from Farhan...

Farhan is not exactly young to be a conventional film hero but then he has brains to select appropriate roles.....his voice is a big let down though...it seems good talent comes packaged with below-average voice quality...remember Sachin T ??!!

RSK

A Banker's Career Progression !

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Neck Exercise


.......for all Computer Addicts

A doctor advises his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.

In the end, all patients go home happily without asking the doctor for any medications. 'It is very effective,' said the doctor.

'All my patients never come back to me again............