"Breaking News"........ "The Chicken Crossed the Road"

• "But there is no road" - Kapil Sibal
• "I never laid out any road for anyone to cross" - Kamal Nath
• "Hamari parteeeee....aam murgeeee ki parteeeee hain" - Italian waitress
• "The chickon cross the road on 24 May at 6 pm...we're no longer accountable as now it is 27 May" - Pranab Mukherjee
• "Genuine chicken error" - P Chidambaram
• "But sources within the Congress say that the chicken did follow the rules...the PM was misled" - Barkha Dutt
• "But who hid the chicken from the Prime Minister?"- Nidhi Razdan
• "Many chicken have been run over by trucks. I saw the bones" - Rahul Gandhi
• "Chicken died while crossing the road.. It called and told me RSS did it" - Diggy
• "We give a clean chick...errr....chit to the chicken" - CBI
• "Rahul has been misquoted and quoted out of context by the media in this chicken issue" - Jayanthi Natarajan
• "On 'Face the Nation' tonight: Do chickens have a right to cross the road when the roads are so mismanaged?" - Sagarika
• "Wish there is a day when special roads are built for chicken to exercise their freedom. Till then, Goodnight" - Rajdeep
• "Our government is taking strong steps to protect chicken by closing down roads. BJP is anti-chicken by building roads" - Manish Tewari
• "Dead chicken will file affidavit in court clearly stating that new roads are being built in Gujarat to kill them" - Teesta Setalvad
• "There are two kinds of chicken out there. One who live happily in luxury of poultry farm. Others who slog it out on the road" - Rahul Gandhi
• "I have papers here in my hand .. you can't deny that chicken did cross" - Arnab
• "Look, I represent the Congress party and not the Government, so I can't answer this" - Renuka Chowdhry
• "Look, if you want me to respond to this question, you have to give me as much time as you did to the BJP spokesperson" - Abhishek Singhvi