Friday, July 30, 2010

Earth, as seen from Mars

Our earth looks so insignificant even from the nearest planet ....................

RSK

Earth as Seen from Mars


On its 449th martian day, or sol (April 29, 2005), NASA's Mars rover Opportunity woke up approximately an hour after sunset and took this picture of the fading twilight as the stars began to come out. Set against the fading red glow of the sky, the pale dot near the center of the picture is not a star, but a planet -- Earth. 

Earth appears elongated because it moved slightly during the 15-second exposures. The faintly blue light from the Earth combines with the reddish sky glow to give the pale white appearance. 

The images were taken with Odyssey's panoramic camera, using 440-nanometer, 530-nanometer, and 750-nanometer color filters. In processing on the ground, the images were shifted slightly to compensate for Earth's motion between one image and the next.

God, Zero and Infinity

Bol Niti Bol



New 3-min soap for 3-G mobiles, courtesy EKTA KAPOOR...here is a sample



Thursday, July 29, 2010

British PM seeks investments from India !

How times are changing !

RSK



UK seeks special ties with India
Bangalore:July 28, DHNS:

Once the 'jewel in the crown' of the British empire, India, 63 years after the departure of the Raj, has become important for Britain's future.

In his first state visit to a country after taking charge as Britain's Prime Minister, David Cameron on Wednesday sought to embark on a new special relationship with India, setting up a road map for collaboration between the two countries for economic growth.
Speaking at a gathering of business captains on Infosys's Electronic City campus here, Cameron charted out a pragmatic course, saying Britain "cannot rely on sentiment and shared history for a place in India's future." Rather, the young visiting prime minister said, he "would explain why India is so important to Britain's future... and I do all this knowing this country has the whole world beating a path to its door."

Making his case for a "stronger, wider and deeper" relationship with New Delhi, Cameron's coalition government has quietly taken a decision to allow the export of civil nuclear technology and expertise to India. While the decision, that follows the United States example, is a dramatic illustration of the special relationship he is willing to forge, Cameron said he was "not ashamed" to admit that his visit was primarily aimed at seeking investment from India...........

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Innate Genius


Extract from Shekhar Kapur's blog

 

A Blackberry addict discovers grassroot enterprise in India

 

A smaller 'hole in the wall' you cannot imagine.  A small fading sign on the top saying "Cellphoon Reapars" barely visible through the street vendors crowding the Juhu Market in Mumbai. On my way to buy a new Blackberry, my innate sense of adventure (foolishness) made me stop my car and investigate. The 'shop' was not more than 6 feet by 6 feet. Grimy and uncleaned.

'Can you fix my Blackberry?" I asked the young boy.

' Of course I can, show me"

" How old are you"

'Sixteen'

Bullshit. He was no more than 10. I am not handing my precious Blackberry to a 10 year old in unwashed and torn T shirt and pyjamas! At least, if I buy a new Blackberry in a proper Store, they would extract my data for me. Something I have been meaning to do for over a year now.

'What's wrong with it?"

'Well, the roller track ball does not respond. It's kind of stuck and I cannot operate it"

He grabs it from my hand and looks at it

"You should wash your hands. Many customers have same problem. Roller ball get greasy and dirty, then not working'

Look who was telling me to wash my hands. He probably has not bathed for 10 days.

I leaned across to snatch my useless blackberry back.

" you come back in one hour and I fix it'

I am not leaving all my precious data in this unwashed kids hands for an hour. No way.

"who will fix it ?"

'Big brother'

' How big is 'big brother?'

'big …. umm ..thirty'

Then suddenly big brother walks in. 30 ??? He is no more than 19.

'What problem ?' He says grabbing the phone from my greasy hand into his greasier hand. Obviously he never got trained in etiquette by any up-market retail store manager.

'Normal blackberry problem. I replace with original part now. You must wash your hand before you use this'

What is this about me washing my hands suddenly ??  19 year old big brother rummages through a dubious drawer full of junk and fishes out a spare roller ball packed in cheap cellophane wrapper.  Original part? I doubt it.

But by now I am in the lap of the real India and there is no escape as he fishes out a couple of screwdrivers and sets about opening my Blackberry.

"How long will this take?"

" Six minutes "

This I have to see. After spending the whole morning trying to find a Blackberry service centre and getting vague answers about sending the phone in for an assessment that might take a week, I settle down next to his grubby cramped work space. At least I am going to be able to watch all my stored data vanish into virtual space. Unknown strangers crowd around to see what's happening. I am not breathing easy anyway. I tell myself this is an adventure and I literally have to stop myself grabbing my precious blackberry back and making a quick escape.

But in exactly six minutes this kid handed me my blackberry back. He had changed the part and cleaned and serviced the the whole phone.  Taken it apart and put it together. As I turned the phone on there was a horrific 2 minutes where the phone would not come on. I looked at him with such hostility that he stepped back.

'you have more than thousand phone numbers ?"

'yes'.

'backed up ?'

'no'

'Must back up. I do it for you. Never open phone before backing up'

'You tell me that now ?'

But then the phone came on and my data was still there. Everyone watching laughed and clapped.

This was becoming a public street show. A six minute show.

I asked him how much for his effort and the new roller ball part.

'500 rupees' He ventured uncertainly.

People around watched in glee expecting a negotiation.

Thats $ 10 dollars as against the Rs 30,000 ($ 600) I was a about to spend on a new blackberry or manage a couple of weeks without my phone. I looked suitably shocked at his 'high price' but calmly paid him, much to the disappointment of the expectant crowd.

'Do you have an Iphone ? Even the new '4′ one ?

'no, why"

'I can break the code for you and load any 'app' or film you want. I give you 10 film on your memory stick on this one, and change every week for small fee'

I went home having discovered the true entrepreneurship that lies at what we call the 'bottom of the pyramid'. Some may call it piracy, which of course it is, but what can you say about a two uneducated and untrained brothers aged 10 and 19 that set up a 'hole in the wall' shop and can fix any technology that the greatest technologists in the world can throw at them.

I smiled at the future of our country. If only we could learn to harness this potential.

'Please wash your hands before use' were his last words to me.

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MAKING OF BOEING 737


I found this very interesting video on the net ..
 
 
 RSK

Monday, July 26, 2010

Happy retirement...







7 Secrets to a Happy Retirement

by Sydney Lagier
Thursday, July 22, 2010

Some folks transition seamlessly into a happy retirement and get right to the business of enjoying their new lives. But other people have a tougher time entering the retirement years. Some of these folks may wonder whether they are really cut out for retirement at all. Here are seven traits happy retirees share.

Good health. Enjoying good health is the single most important factor impacting retiree happiness, according to a 2009 Watson Wyatt analysis. Retirees in poor health are nearly 50 percent less likely to report being happy, trumping all other factors including money and age.

A significant other. The same study found that married or cohabiting couples are more likely than singles to be happy in retirement. The news gets even better for couples enjoying retirement together. Retirees whose partners are also retired report being happier than those with a working partner, according to research conducted earlier this year at the University of Greenwich.

A social network. The Greenwich study also found that having friends was far more important to retirement bliss than having kids. Those who have strong social networks are 30 percent happier with their lives than those without a strong network of friends. Having kids or grandkids had no impact on a retiree's level of contentment.

They are not addicted to television. After you retire you will have lots of time to fill. If you want to be happy in retirement, don't fill that time with endless hours of television. Heavy TV viewers report lower satisfaction with their lives, according to a 2005 study published by the Institute for Empirical Research in Economics in Zurich. The same results were found again in 2008 by researchers at the University of Maryland. In that study, a direct negative correlation was found between the amount of TV watching and happiness levels: unhappy people watched more TV and happy people watched less.

Intellectual curiosity. Adults over 70 who choose brain-stimulating hobbies over TV watching are two and a half times less likely to suffer the effects of Alzheimer's disease, according to Richard Stim and Ralph Warner's book Retire Happy: What You Can Do Now to Guarantee a Great Retirement. Not only will shunning TV make you happier, it will make you healthier. Good health will in turn make you happier -- a not-so-vicious cycle.

They aren't addicted to achievement. The more you are defined by your job, the harder it will be to adjust to life without it. According to Robert Delamontagne's book The Retiring Mind: How to Make the Psychological Transition to Retirement, achievement addicts have the most difficulty transitioning to retirement.

Enough money. Of course you'll need enough money to support your chosen lifestyle in retirement. But beyond that, more money will not make you happier. The Watson Wyatt survey found that the absolute amount of money you have for retirement is less important than how your retirement income compares to your income before retirement. If you have enough to continue your pre-retirement lifestyle, you have enough.

If you don't have the traits necessary for a happy retirement, don't despair. There's good news for you, too. Consider a retirement that includes a little work. Researchers at the University of Maryland found that retirees who go back to work either full or part-time are healthier. The benefits don't depend on how many hours you work. Even temporary work has the same positive impact on health. If you can't find a paying job, don't worry. A growing body of research shows that retirees who volunteer reap the same benefits of health, happiness, and longevity. And since a happy retirement is a healthy retirement, you'll be set up to enjoy both.

 




Saturday, July 24, 2010

Hummingbirds




 
Take the time for the download and then enjoy hummimgbirds so close and so beautiful as to almost be unbelievable.  Enjoy!
 
This is footage that you will probably never see anywhere else.
A fantastic look at Hummingbirds using High Definition cameras.
PBS Nature film
 
Click here:   Humming Birds
    
or copy/paste:
 
 

 






Friday, July 23, 2010

CricTrivia

What is the longest a team has carried on using an old ball before asking for a new one?


The record for the most overs bowled with the same ball in a Test is usually given as 177, by West Indies against New Zealand in Wellington in 1986-87.Wisden said at the time: "[Viv] Richards, without two of his main bowlers, declined to change the ball, which had been in use for 177 overs when [Jeremy] Coney declared at tea. No Test innings had seen so many overs bowled with the same ball." However, the Melbourne statistician Charles Davis later unearthed a report in the Barbados Advocate on the third Test between West Indies and India in Bridgetown in 1961-62 - about the innings in which offspinner Lance Gibbsreturned the astonishing figures of 53.3-37-38-8 - that suggests Frank Worrell did not take a new ball during India's second innings of 187, which occupied 185.3 overs, which would be the record if correct.


Dale Steyn currently has 211 Test wickets, and no fewer than 47 of them were batsmen out for ducks. Where does he stand on the all-time list, and has anyone bettered his percentage? 


Dale Steyn has indeed dismissed 47 batsmen for ducks in Test so far, out of a total of 211, a percentage of 22.27%. There are 20 bowlers who have inflicted more Test ducks, but none of them has a percentage as high as Steyn's - the next-best is 21.49% (49 out of 228 wickets), by Australia's Ray Lindwall. The best duck-hunter among Test bowlers is Glenn McGrath, who inflicted 104 zeroes, just ahead of Muttiah Muralitharan and Shane Warne, the only others in three figures, with 102 apiece.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Import & Export



 

 

 

Teacher: 


Give me examples of

1)IMPORT
2)EXPORT

 
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IMPORT: 

 
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EXPORT :


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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Two images of Planet Earth.....

If some one were to observe earth from distant space and see the first image, he/she/it  might think earth is all water...... if he/she/it gets to see the second view, the conclusion might be it is mostly land....

The reality is entirely different....so, it all depends upon which frame are you in and what is your perspective !

RSK

Saturday, July 17, 2010

But you’re in Banking, so.............




Q: One month ago, it began to turn. As of this week, I have five job offers – as well as one internal opportunity. How could this happen? Yes, the economic situation has improved, but can that explain the leap from zero to six offers? If so, aren't employers completely irrational in their hiring policies? As my supply is completely inelastic, their increased demand means that they now have to pay a significant mark-up compared with six months ago. Are employers just bad at planning or is there another reason why my dry spell has come to such a sudden and inflationary end?

In Demand

A: Dear In Demand,

Congratulations, but I think you're making a common mistake, which is to confuse your own situation with that of the economy in general. (As the old joke goes: a recession is when my neighbour loses his job, but a depression is when I lose mine.) For example, data from Lindsey Macmillan at Bristol University shows that at the end of the British recession of the early 1990s, many households were richer than at its beginning. Others were much poorer. The variation between households was far greater than the difference between booms and recessions. Your experience is unique.

Many jobs are all about finding a good match between the job and the person who fills it. An applicant who is well matched – or can talk as if she is – will succeed. So my guess is that you have simply become a polished interviewee. My only concern is that you may have learnt to fake professionalism so well that you land up with a job that is too much for your abilities. But you're in banking, so at least you'd have company.




Thursday, July 15, 2010

CricTrivia

Last week Trent Johnston of Ireland was bowling to Nitish Kumar of Canada in a one-day international. Johnston is 20 years older than Kumar. Has an age gap this big occurred before? 


The biggest age gap one can find in one-day internationals between a bowler and a batsman is 26 years, between Zimbabwe's John Traicos (then 44) and Sachin Tendulkar (18) during a World Cup match in Hamilton in 1991-92. In Tests, Wilfred Rhodes of England was 52 when he bowled against West Indies in 1929-30: in two of the Tests, West Indies includedDerek Sealy, who was only 17 at the time. Rhodes caught and bowled him for 0 in the second of those, making it an age difference of 35 years!


What is the biggest first-innings deficit which has been overturned to win a Test? 


Strictly speaking the answer is 331, which is the first-innings lead England conceded against Pakistan at The Oval in 2006 before, later in the game, Pakistan forfeited the match after being accused of ball-tampering. The biggest lead overturned in the normal course of events in a Test is 291, by Australia against Sri Lanka in Colombo in August 1992. After Australia made 256, Sri Lanka replied with 547 for 8, with three centuries, including a rapid one from the debutant Romesh Kaluwitharana. Australia then made 471, setting a modest victory target of 181 - and although Sri Lanka seemed to be cruising at 127 for 2 they lost their last eight wickets for 37, to lose by 16 runs. The last three went to Shane Warne, his first significant contribution in Test cricket.

Which bowler has the highest percentage of caught-and-bowled dismissals in international cricket? 


The highest percentage in international cricket (Tests, one-day and Twenty20 internationals all lumped together) for anyone who has taken at least 20 caught-and-bowleds is 14.15% by Chris Harris of New Zealand (31c&bs out of 219 dismissals). That's nearly double the next best - Ravi Shastri's 7.14% (20 c&bs out of 280 wickets).




Wednesday, July 14, 2010

22-year-old becomes youngest IIT teacher

Printed from


14 Jul 2010, 0819 hrs IST,TNN




MUMBAI: IITians often liken the generation gap between themselves and their teachers to that between MS-DOS and Windows. This semester, however, the students on the Powai campus can look forward to someone much closer to their age: a physics teaher who has just entered his 20s. 

At 22, Tathagat Avatar Tulsi, who has never studied in a classroom, plans to ask his students how they would want to be taught. "I have never taught in a class. But I believe I can come down to the level of a student and help them understand the subject," he said. 

Having completed high school when he was nine, his graduation in science at 10, an MSc in Physics at 12, and his PhD in Quantum Computing from the Indian Institute of Science (IISc), Bangalore, at 21, Tulsi says he is going to write to the Limca Book of Records to include him as the youngest faculty member in the country. 

Having achieved a lot pretty early in life, Tulsi may seem like a young man in hurry, but he has set a huge task for himself—to come up with an important scientific discovery, which will probably lead him to his ultimate dream: to own that shining piece of gold with Alfred Nobel on the obverse. 

The "wonder boy", who suffered humiliation in August 2001 when a delegation of scientists taken by the department of science & technology to Lindau in Germany for an interaction with Nobel laureates, suggested that he was not a thinker, but a "fake prodigy" who had "mugged up" theories. Putting that behind, the Patna boy will stay on the Powai campus in the faculty quarters and work towards achieving that dream. 

That "not-so-distant" goal is probably why Tulsi chose teaching over a vocation. "I want to pursue my research and at IIT-B, I will have the leisure to continue my research and one day set up a lab focused on quantum computation in our country." Going to foreign shores is currently not on Tulsi's plans. He chose the Powai college over Waterloo University, Canada, and the Indian Institute of Science Education & Research (IISER), Bhopal, both of which had also offered him teaching jobs.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

High and Low



An ex-pat worker walks past the Abu Dhabi skyline.....

RSK

No Hiding Place (Economist)

A special report on the human genome


No hiding place

Everyday genomics is coming, ready or not

IT IS 2020. You are watching the latest episode of CSI Miami. Horatio and the team have a murder to solve. The murderer has conveniently left a DNA sample behind. In fact, since a single strand of the molecule can now be detected and analysed, he could hardly avoid having done so. Not so conveniently, he is not on the database—wishy-washy civil libertarians having prohibited the collection of DNA records about the unconvicted.

Never mind. Horatio pops the sample in a state-of-the-art sequencing machine and out comes a picture of what the suspect looks like—or, rather, a series of pictures of his likely appearance at five-year intervals from age 15 to age 50. Cross-reference these with Florida's driving-licence database, and the team has its man.

Not, perhaps, a nail-biting plot. But it is a perfectly plausible description of the future of crime-fighting. For in this and many other ways, the development of genomics means there will soon be no hiding place.

As Stewart Brand, an American futurologist, memorably put it, "information wants to be free," and one of the lessons of the new biology is that it is all about information. DNA databases are a good illustration of that, and of the conflicts and paradoxes the new age of genomics is creating. Everybody likes the idea of the guilty being caught and punished. Universal DNA databases would assist that process. Yet many resist the logical conclusion this points to.

One reason they do so is an understandable fear not so much of what governments might do with the information now as what they might do with it in the future. DNA is more than just a reliable biometric (though not necessarily, if the price of making it continues to fall, an unfakeable one). It is an individual's essence. If anyone doubted that, Craig Venter's experiment of implanting an artificial genome in a cell he calls JCVI-syn1.0 and seeing that cell's daughters march to the new genome's tune should convince them.

Many people prefer to keep their essences to themselves. Few want their weaknesses exposed to public gaze. They may not even want to confront those weaknesses in private (though this motive is often less acknowledged). Yet that is what freedom of DNA information threatens. Disease susceptibility, life expectancy, personality traits, intelligence, criminal tendencies—all may be illuminated by the harsh light of free DNA information. Even if laws against genetic discrimination are passed (as in America with the Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act of 2008), it is possible to imagine a future in which individuals are dogged by their DNA. Would you turn it over to a putative spouse, for example?

Yet the benefits for medical research—and thus for the health of future generations—of DNA information being free are enormous. And perhaps projects like George Church's Personal Genome Project will show that those who are allowed to volunteer their genes, rather than having them wrenched from them by the authorities, will be inclined to be generous. Moreover, the unknown is often more terrifying than the known. Once the limits of DNA-based knowledge become apparent, some of the fears are likely to evaporate.

So much, then, for DNA freedom. Those who carelessly parrot Mr Brand, though, often forget that his quote actually starts with the words, "On the one hand information wants to be expensive because it is so valuable". And the value of genomics can be enormous.


The gods themselves

On March 29th the Federal District Court of New York ruled on a longstanding American legal dispute. This was a claim by Myriad Genetics, of Salt Lake City, to patent protection on two human genes called BRCA1 and BRCA2. Some versions of these genes increase the risk of breast cancer, and Myriad sells a test that detects these versions. The patents in question, though, are not for the test but for the genes themselves. Myriad claims to own the intellectual-property rights to these sequences of DNA, even though they are natural and found in every human being. The court disagreed.

Dr Venter, meanwhile, is seeking a patent on his newly minted DNA sequence for JCVI-syn1.0. He is on somewhat stronger ground than Myriad, since the DNA in question is clearly an artefact, albeit one based on a natural sequence. Also, bacteria are not humans. Nevertheless, the principle that anyone can "own" an organism's DNA in this way disturbs many people.

What can and cannot be patented needs to be sorted out, for property rights lie at the heart of business. Patent law is supposed to encourage innovators, rewarding them with temporary monopolies but requiring them to place the details of their inventions in the public domain and thus open them to competitors. In this context patenting an artificial genome for a bacterium seems reasonable. As long as the claims made are not too sweeping they need not stop anyone else patenting a different artificial genome. (Patents on how such genomes are made might do so, but that type of exclusivity is familiar territory for patent law.)

Similar rules should also apply to, say, a crop with an artificial genome. Such things both need and deserve to be expensive. They need to be because they cost money to develop. They deserve to be because inventors, no less than authors, singers, actors or any others whose work is easily and cheaply copied, are still worthy of their hire. It should not apply, though, to a natural genome.

Nor, many would argue, should it apply to synthetic DNA if that DNA is then inserted into a human being. Indeed, the question of whether such insertions should be allowed at all is fraught. Once the recipe for humanity is fully worked out, people will want to try changing it. They will, no doubt, plead medical need at the beginning but, as the rise of plastic surgery and the modern debate about performance-enhancing drugs have shown, the medical can easily spill over into other areas.

Since ethical norms vary from country to country, it is inconceivable that no one will try this. If it works, it will almost certainly spread. Thirty years ago the qualms felt by some about in-vitro fertilisation melted in the face of the first gurgling child born using the new technology. The same is likely to happen for the first "enhanced" human, assuming the gurgling is happy.

As long as such changes remain within the human gene pool (wanting children to be as tall, smart and beautiful as the best of their parents' generation), a happy reaction is probably the right one. But what if people want their children to be three metres tall and have blue skin, pointed ears and maybe even a tail? In practice, such "post-human" features would probably arrive gradually, giving people time to adjust to the idea and decide which, if any, were acceptable. Some might be accepted. Most will probably be rejected as monstrous. For, in the end, people usually manage to bend technology to their will, rather than the other way round.

There will be mistakes on the way, and suffering, too. But technology, once invented, cannot be unlearned. Perhaps, then, the last word belongs to Mr Brand. When he set up the Whole Earth Catalog, the venture that first brought him to public attention, he said "We are as gods, and might as well get good at it.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Goldman Sachs to hire Paul, the Octopus



By Bloombrg News
    
July 8 (Bloombrg) -- Top US investment bank Goldmen Sach is said to be bidding US$4m a yr's package for the oracle octopus Paul to head up its proprietary trading book. Goldman will convert part of its trading floor into a fish tank for Paul and put boxes of different markets, stocks, indices, equities and bonds for Paul to chose from.  Hopefully this will traslate into a more profitable prop business for them. Paul will also work closely with Head of Global Strategy and recommend him asset allocation strategy. Also heard from a reliable source this morning that Merrell Lunch bidding Paul to replace their entire research team.  Will be interesting to see where Paul ends up..............



Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Squirrel




BASICS

Nut? What Nut? The Squirrel Outwits to Survive

By NATALIE ANGIER
Published: July 5, 2010

I was walking through the neighborhood one afternoon when, on turning a corner, I nearly tripped over a gray squirrel that was sitting in the middle of the sidewalk, eating a nut. Startled by my sudden appearance, the squirrel dashed out to the road — right in front of an oncoming car.

Serge Bloch


Before I had time to scream, the squirrel had gotten caught in the car's front hubcap, had spun around once like a cartoon character in a clothes dryer, and was spat back off. When the car drove away, the squirrel picked itself up, wobbled for a moment or two, and then resolutely hopped across the street.

You don't get to be one of the most widely disseminated mammals in the world — equally at home in the woods, a suburban backyard or any city "green space" bigger than a mousepad — if you're crushed by every Acme anvil that happens to drop your way.

"When people call me squirrely," said John L. Koprowski, a squirrel expert and professor of wildlife conservation and management at the University of Arizona, "I am flattered by the term."

The Eastern gray tree squirrel, or Sciurus carolinensis, has been so spectacularly successful that it is often considered a pest. The International Union for Conservation of Nature includes the squirrel on its list of the top 100 invasive species. The British and Italians hate gray squirrels for outcompeting their beloved native red squirrels. Manhattanites hate gray squirrels for reminding them of pigeons, and that goes for the black, brown and latte squirrel morphs, too.

Yet researchers who study gray squirrels argue that their subject is far more compelling than most people realize, and that behind the squirrel's success lies a phenomenal elasticity of body, brain and behavior. Squirrels can leap a span 10 times the length of their body, roughly double what the best human long jumper can manage. They can rotate their ankles 180 degrees, and so keep a grip while climbing no matter which way they're facing. Squirrels can learn by watching others — cross-phyletically, if need be. In their book "Squirrels: The Animal Answer Guide," Richard W. Thorington Jr. and Katie Ferrell of theSmithsonian Institution described the safe-pedestrian approach of a gray squirrel eager to traverse a busy avenue near the White House. The squirrel waited on the grass near a crosswalk until people began to cross the street, said the authors, "and then it crossed the street behind them."

In the acuity of their visual system, the sensitivity and deftness with which they can manipulate objects, their sociability, chattiness and willingness to deceive, squirrels turn out to be surprisingly similar to primates. They nest communally as multigenerational, matrilineal clans, and at the end of a hard day's forage, they greet each other with a mutual nuzzling of cheek and lip glands that looks decidedly like a kiss. Dr. Koprowski said that when he was growing up in Cleveland, squirrels were the only wild mammals to which he was exposed. "When I got to college, I thought I'd study polar bears or mountain lions," he said. "Luckily I ended up doing my master's and Ph.D. on squirrels instead."

The Eastern gray is one of about 278 squirrelly species alive today, a lineage that split off from other rodents about 40 million years ago and that includes chipmunks, marmots, woodchucks — a k a groundhogs — and prairie dogs. Squirrels are found on all continents save Antarctica and Australia, and in some of the harshest settings: the Himalayan marmot, found at up to 18,000 feet above sea level, is among the highest-living mammals of the world.

A good part of a squirrel's strength can be traced to its elaborately veined tail, which, among other things, serves as a thermoregulatory device, in winter helping to shunt warm blood toward the squirrel's core and in summer to wick excess heat off into the air. Rodents like rats and mice are nocturnal and have poor vision, relying on whiskers to navigate their world. The gray squirrel is diurnal and has the keen eyesight to match. "Its primary visual cortex is huge," said Jon H. Kaas, a comparative neuroscientist atVanderbilt University, A squirrel's peripheral vision is as sharp as its focal eyesight, which means it can see what's above and beside it without moving its head. While its color vision may only be so-so, akin to a person with red-green colorblindness who can tell green and red from other colors but not from each other, a squirrel has the benefit of natural sunglasses, pale yellow lenses that cut down on glare.

Gray squirrels use their sharp, shaded vision to keep an eye on each other. Michael A. Steele of Wilkes University in Pennsylvania and his colleagues have studied the squirrels' hoarding behavior, which turns out to be remarkably calculated and rococo. Squirrels may be opportunistic feeders, able to make a meal of a discarded cheeseburger, crickets or a baby sparrow if need be, but in the main they are granivores and seed hoarders. They'll gather acorns and other nuts, assess which are in danger of germinating and using up stored nutrients, remove the offending tree embryos with a few quick slices of their incisors, and then cache the sterilized treasure for later consumption, one seed per inch-deep hole.

But the squirrels don't just bury an acorn and come back in winter. They bury the seed, dig it up shortly afterward, rebury it elsewhere, dig it up again. "We've seen seeds that were recached as many as five times," said Dr. Steele. The squirrels recache to deter theft, lest another squirrel spied the burial the first X times. Reporting in the journal Animal Behaviour, the Steele team showed that when squirrels are certain that they are being watched, they will actively seek to deceive the would-be thieves. They'll dig a hole, pretend to push an acorn in, and then cover it over, all the while keeping the prized seed hidden in their mouth. "Deceptive caching involves some pretty serious decision making," Dr. Steele said. "It meets the criteria of tactical deception, which previously was thought to only occur in primates."

Squirrels are also master kvetchers, modulating their utterances to convey the nature and severity of their complaint: a moaning "kuk" for mild discomfort, a buzzing sound for more pressing distress, and a short scream for extreme dismay. During the one or two days a year that a female is fertile, she will be chased by every male in the vicinity, all of them hounding her round and round a tree with sneezelike calls, and her on top, refusing to say gesundheit. A squirrel threatened by a serious predator like a cat, dog, hawk or wayward toddler will issue a multimodal alarm, barking out a series of loud chuk-chuk-chuks with a nasally, penetrating "whaa" at the end, while simultaneously performing a tail flag — lifting its fluffy baton high over its head and flicking it back and forth rhythmically.

Sarah R. Partan of Hampshire College in Amherst, Mass., and her students have used acustom-built squirrel robot to track how real squirrels respond to the components of an alarm signal. The robot looks and sounds like a squirrel, its tail moves sort of like a squirrel's, but because its plastic body is covered in rabbit fur it doesn't smell like a squirrel. Yet squirrels tested in Florida and New England have responded to the knockoff appropriately, with alarm barks of their own or by running up a tree. Human passers-by have likewise been enchanted. "People are always coming over, asking what we're doing," said Dr. Partan. "We've had to abandon many trials halfway through." An iSquirrel? Now that's something even a New Yorker might love.