Fun Puns

 

• I  changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop any time.
• How does Moses make his tea?  Hebrews it.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.
• Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.
• I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• All the toilets in New York's police stations have mysteriously vanished.  Now the police  have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• Velcro — what a rip off!
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.