Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Walking is Important !


  • Walking can add minutes to your life.This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

  •  My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell he is.
 
  •   I like long walks,especially when they are taken by people who annoy me..
 
  •  The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

  •   I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
 
  •  I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.Haven't lost a pound.Apparently you have to go there.

  •  Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',I wash my mouth out with chocolate..

  •   I do have flabby thighs,but fortunately my stomach covers them.

  •  The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,'Well, she sure looks good, doesn't she.'

  •   If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
 
  •   I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years......just getting over the hill.

  •  We all get heavier as we get older,because there's a lot more information in our heads.That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 
  AND

  •  Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,I look just fine.
 
 You could run this over to your friends But just e-mail it to them!  



 

 

 


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